WHY AMITABH BACHCHAN WAS ADMITED IN HOSPITAL
BECAUSE OF SANTA SINGH
With Santa Singh…
The Story So Far…

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”. Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…
Amitabh Bachchan:Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par

Amitabh Bachchan:Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?
Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka?

[He’s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A ]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused…

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.

Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I’m not sureAmitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?

Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…
Santa Singh : I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend…Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?

Santa Singh : Main aapki Mrs – Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan[Thanks to AirTel]Santa Singh:”Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?”Jaya Bachchan: What are the options ??

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Genius in India

Years ago, footage emerged from a remote village in India. The video shows a young girl receiving surgery to separate her fingers, which were badly burned and fused together. Why did this operation make headlines around the world? The surgery was performed by a 7-year-old boy named Akrit Jaswal.Now 13 years old, Akrit has an IQ of 146 and is considered the smartest person his age in India-a country of more than a billion people. Before Akrit could even speak, his parents say they knew he was special."He learned very fast," says Raksha, Akrit's mother. "After learning the alphabet, we started to teach him joining of words, and he started writing as well. He was two."At an age when most children are learning their ABCs, Akrit was reading Shakespeare and assembling a library of medical textbooks. When he was 5 years old, he enrolled in school. One year later, Akrit was teaching English and math classes.Akrit developed a passion for science and anatomy at an early age. Doctors at local hospitals took notice and started allowing him to observe surgeries when he was 6 years old. Inspired by what he saw, Akrit read everything he could on the topic. When an impoverished family heard about his amazing abilities, they asked if he would operate on their daughter for free. Her surgery was a success.

After the surgery, Akrit was hailed as a medical genius in India. Neighbors and strangers flocked to him for advice and treatment. At age 11, Akrit was admitted to Punjab University. He's the youngest student ever to attend an Indian university. That same year, he was also invited to London's famed Imperial College to exchange ideas with scientists on the cutting edge of medical research.Akrit says he has millions of medical ideas, but he's currently focused on developing a cure for cancer. "I've developed a concept called oral gene therapy on the basis of my research and my theories," he says. "I'm quite dedicated towards working on this mechanism."Growing up, Akrit says he used to see cancer patients lying on the side of the road because they couldn't afford treatment or hospitals had no space for them. Now, he wants to use his intellect to ease their suffering. "[I've been] going to hospitals since the age of 6, so I have seen firsthand people suffering from pain," he says. "I get very sad, and so that's the main motive of my passion about medicine, my passion about cancer."Currently, Akrit is working toward a bachelor's degrees in zoology, botany and chemistry. Someday, he hopes to continue his studies at Harvard University.

Cool Gang !!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hey apun ke liye ek aur lane ka ..... kaya !!!!

Hey Apun ko disturb nahi karne ka !!! kaya !!

Are yaar aaj jayada ho gayi !!





Apun Bhi Miss India banegi !!

apun kitni baar bola ki apun ko cornflakes nahi jamta hai !!!

Panga nahi lene ka kaya !!!

Apun jaa rela hai hafta vasooli pe !!!

"Don't go the way life takes you. Take the life the way you go. And remember you are born to live and not living because you are born"

सारे जहाँ से अच्छा,िहन्दोस्तां हमारा
हम बुलबुले हैं इसकी, यह गुलिसतां हमारा
गुरबत में हों अगर हम, रहता है िदल वतन में

समझो वहीं हमें भी, िदल हो जहाँ हमारा सारे...

परबत वो सबसे ऊँचा, हमसाया आसमाँ का

वो संतरी हमारा, वो पासवां हमारा सारे...
गोदी में खेलती हैं, िजसकी हज़ारों निदयां

गुलशन है िजसके दम से, रश्क-ए-िजनां हमारासारे....
ऐ आब-ए-रौंद-ए-गंगा! वो िदन है याद तुझको

उतरा तेरे िकनारे, जब कारवां हमारा सारे...
मजहब नहीं िसखाता, आपस में बैर रखना

िहन्दी हैं हम वतन हैं, िहन्दोस्तां हमारा

सारे...यूनान, िमस्र, रोमां, सब िमट गए जहाँ से

अब तक मगर है बाकी, नाम-ओ-िनशां हमारासारे...
कुछ बात है िक हस्ती, िमटती नहीं हमारीसिदयों रहा है दुश्मन,

दौर-ए-जहाँ हमारा सारे...
'इक़बाल' कोई मरहूम, अपना नहीं जहाँ में

मालूम क्या िकसी को, दर्द-ए-िनहां हमारासारे........

वेलेन्टाईन डे के दिन मैं अकेला बैठा सोचता हूँ,

यदि हम उससे इतना दूर न होते

तो हम भी कान से कान तक मुस्कुराते,

आँखों में उसके लिए ढेर सा प्यार,

मिल जाते किसी रेस्तरां में पिज्ज़ा खाते।

वह देखती हमारी ओर और हम उसकी ओर,

नज़रें चार होती हमारी और हम दुनिया को भूल जाते,

प्रतीत होता ऐसा जैसे बीच में हम और आसपास खेत हैं लहलहाते,

खामोश इशारों से होती दिल की बातें,हर पल के साथ युग बीतते जाते,

कुछ वह कहती अपने दिल की,

कुछ हम कहते,

बिना होंठ हिलाए ही सब कुछ बयान कर जाते।

यूँ ही अनंत काल तक रहता वह समां बंधा,

न करता जब तक आकर वेटर भंग मेरी तंद्रा,

बिल देकर देखता वह मेरी ओर,

जैसे भूल की हो मैंने कोई घनघोर,

सस्ते में ही काम लिया निबटा,

दिन अवसर न सही,

हमने तो उसका भी ख्याल न किया!!

मुस्कुराकर उसकी(किसकी?)

ओर भरता मैं बिल,

सोच मन ही मन में

कि चलो बच गया डूबते डूबते ये दिल।

बहरहाल फ़िलहाल हम छूट गए सस्ते में,

अब आगे न जाने कैसे कैसे भुगतान करने पड़ेंगे,

सुलटा भी पाएँगे या लेने के देने पड़ेंगे।

र्म किया है तो फल की भी आशा करते हैं,

पर मन माफ़िक मिलेगा या फ़िर रहेंगे हम तरसते?

इसी उधेड़बुन में बैठा,

रहा था दिमाग खपा,

तभी खुले मेरे ज्ञान चक्षु,

गूँजी मेरे कर्णों में गीता,

कर्म है मनुष्य के हाथ में, नहीं है

फल का चुनाव,

जैसा कर्म किया है वैसा ही तो फल मिलेगा!!

अच्छा था सपना वह जो अचानक ही टूट गया,

पाया कि कमबख्त मोबाईल था बज रहा,

फ़िर मन ही मन में मुस्कुरा मैंने सोचा,

अच्छा ही है जो नहीं है वो यहाँ,

वरना हम भी डूब गए होते उसके सागर से भी गहरे नयनों में,

खोज रहे होते हर जगह हमारे घर वाले,

और मित्र गण सोच कर दुखिया रहे होते,

कि एक और भाई को निगल गए इश्क के कातिल कोहरे।

क्या लिखूँ
कुछ जीत लिखू या हार लिखूँ
या दिल का सारा प्यार लिखूँ
कुछ अपनो के ज़ाज़बात लिखू या सापनो की सौगात लिखूँ
मै खिलता सुरज आज लिखू या चेहरा चाँद गुलाब लिखूँ
वो डूबते सुरज को देखूँ या उगते फूल की सान्स लिखूँ
वो पल मे बीते साल लिखू या सादियो लम्बी रात लिखूँ
मै तुमको अपने पास लिखू या दूरी का ऐहसास लिखूँ
मै अन्धे के दिन मै झाँकू या आँन्खो की मै रात लिखूँ
मीरा की पायल को सुन लुँ या गौतम की मुस्कान लिखूँ
बचपन मे बच्चौ से खेलूँ या जीवन की ढलती शाम लिखूँ
सागर सा गहरा हो जाॐ या अम्बर का विस्तार लिखूँ
वो पहली -पाहली प्यास लिखूँ या निश्छल पहला प्यार लिखूँ
सावन कि बारिश मेँ भीगूँ या आन्खो की मै बरसात लिखूँ
गीता का अॅजुन हो जाॐ या लकां रावन राम लिखूँ
मै हिन्दू मुस्लिम हो जाॐ या बेबस ईन्सान लिखूँ
मै ऎक ही मजहब को जी लुँ ॰॰॰या मजहब की आन्खे चार लिखूँ॰॰॰
कुछ जीत लिखू या हार लिखूँ
या दिल का सारा प्यार लिखूँ .................

Sometimes when i reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work. Then their hopes and dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than to be selfish and worry about my liver."

-- Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

--Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

--Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

--Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

--Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Benjamin Franklin & V@nil

So Happy Boozing

Life if u were in a sprite ad

Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !!
You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague: Impression!!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You: Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega ! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

Time

One of the secrets of happiness is to
take time to accomplish what you have to do,
then to make time to achieve what you want to do.
Remember that life is short.
Its golden moments needs hopes and memories and dreams.
When it seems like those things are lost in the shuffle,
you owe it to yourself to find them again.
The days are too precious to let them slip away.
If you're working too hard,
make sure it's because it's a sacrifice for a time
when you're going to pay yourself back
with something more important than money could ever be.
If you're losing the battle,
Do what it takes to win the war
over who is in control of your destiny.
Find time, make time, take time...
to love, to smile, to do something rewarding
and deeply personal and completely worthwhile.
Time is your fortune,
and you can spend it to bring more joy to yourself
and to others your whole life through.
Time is your treasure.
- J. M. Colter

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You Will Never Be Sorry...

...for thinking before acting.
...for hearing before judging.


...for forgiving your enemies.
...for being candid and frank.


...for helping a fallen brother.
...for being honest in business.


...for thinking before speaking.
...for being loyal to your church.


...for standing by your principles.
...for closing your ears to gossip.


...for bridling a slanderous tongue.
...for harboring pure thoughts.


...for sympathizing with the afflicted.
...for being courteous and kind to all.

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Positive PICTURES Come Out From Negetives Developed In a Dark Rooom, so when u find urself lonely, understand that GOD'S working on a beautiful picture !!!

...you know, many important theological questions are answered if wethink of God as a Computer Programmer:

Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?

A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through allthose variables.

Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?

A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier versions.

Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?

A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and helogs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can wait untiltomorrow.

Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?

A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars.On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him.

Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?

A: That was the development phase of the project, now we are in themaintenance phase.

Q: Who is Satan?

A: Satan is a MIS director who takes credit for more powers than heactually possesses, so people who aren't programmers are scared of him.God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.

Q: What is the role of sinners?

A: Sinners are the people who find new an imaginative ways to mess up thesystem when God has made it idiot-proof.

Q: Where will I go after I die?

A: Onto a DAT tape.

Q: Will I be reincarnated?

A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searchingthose tar files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, Godwill just say that the tape has been lost.

Q: Am I unique and special in the universe?

A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites running exactduplicates of you in the present release version.

Q: What is the purpose of the universe?

A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then theusers and managers demanded he tack all this senseless stuff onto it andnow everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.

Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?

A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get offhis back and let him program.

Q: What is the one true religion?

A: All systems have their advantages and disadvantages, so just pick theone that best suits your needs and don't let anyone put you down

.Q: How can I protect myself from evil?

A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a commonword, or a date like your birthday.

Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?

A: They are much more likely to receive email.

A man was crossing a road one day

when a frog called out to him and said,

"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said,

"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,

I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are

and how you are my hero"

The man took the frog out of his pocket,

smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said,

"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,

I will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it,

and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "

If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it,

and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,

"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess,

that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want.

Why won't you kiss me?" The man said,

"Look, I'm a computer programmer.

I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Rose's

Look how the heaven(Nainital) looks from cable car

Jindagi ye ......

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है ,

ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है .

हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है ,

चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते , फिर वही रुसवायी है .



घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है ,

पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज मिल जाता है .

दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल ,

Girl Friend से पल - पल की खबर पायी है,

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..



कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे ,

अब AC की आदत लगायी है .

धुप हमसे सहन नही होती ,

हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है .



मेहनत के काम हम करते नही ,

इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है .

McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,

दाल- रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है .

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..



Work Relation हमने बडाये ,

पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है .

Professional ने की है तरक्की ,

Social ने मुंह की खायी है.

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी

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Fw : Amazing Pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigret

सिगरेट
है संजीवनी
पीकर
स्वास्थ्य बनाओ

समय
से पहले बूढ़े होकर
रियायतों
का लाभ उठाओ

सिगरेट
पीकर ही
हैरी और माइकल निकलते हैं

दूध
और फल खाकर तो
हरगोपाल
बनते हैं

जो
नहीं पीते उन्हें
इस
सुख से अवगत कराओ

बस में रेल में घर में जेल में
सिगरेट
सुलगाओ

अगर
पैसे कम हैं
फिर
भी काम चला लो

जरूरी
नहीं है सिगरेट
कभी कभी बीड़ी सुलगा लो

बीड़ी
सफलता की सीढ़ी
इस
पर चढ़ते चले जाओ

मेहनत
की कमाई
सही
काम में लगाओ

जो
हड्डियां गलाते हैं
वो
तपस्वी कहलाते हैं

ऐ
कलयुग के दधीचि
हड्डियों
के साथ करो
फेफड़े
और गुर्दे भी कुर्बान

क्योंकि
धूम्रपान
एक कार्य महान

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Pyar

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

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Funny Interview

Funny Interview -

 

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture 

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just for laugh

    

      Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"                     
      Usne kaha balance bhijwa                
      Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"                 
      Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"                    
      Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"             
      Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha   

     

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एक गांव में एक स्त्री थी ।
उसके पती आई टी आई मे कार्यरत थे ।
वह आपने पती को पत्र लिखना चाहती थी पर अल्पशिक्षित होने के कारण उसे यह पता नहीं था िक पूर्णविराम कहां लगेगा ।
इसीलिये उसका जहां मन करता था वहीं पुर्णविराम लगा देती थी ।
उसने चिट्टी इस प्रकार लिखी--------

मेरे प्यारे जीवनसाथी मेरा प्रणाम आपके चरणो मे ।
आप ने अभी तक चिट्टी नहीं लिखी मेरी सहेली कॊ ।
नोकरी मिल गयी है हमारी गाय को ।
बछडा दिया है दादाजी ने ।
शराब की लत लगा ली है मैने ।
तुमको बहुत खत लिखे पर तुम नहीं आये कुत्ते के बच्चे ।
भेडीया खा गया दो महीने का राशन ।
छुट्टी पर आते समय ले आना एक खुबसुरत औरत ।
मेरी सहेली बन गई है ।
और इस समय टीवी पर गाना गा रही है हमारी बकरी ।
बेच दी गयी है तुम्हारी मां ।
तुमको बहुत याद कर रही है एक पडोसन ।
हमें बहुत तंग करती है तुम्हारी बहन ।
सिर दर्द मे लेटी है तुम्हरी पत्नी

Do u know why Newton committed suicide??

Do u know why Newton committed suicide??

     

When he finally arrived in India, he decided to watch a Tamil movie and soon was
convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk, and
apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was
confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, the great Rajanikanth is shot in
the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away
the tumor along with it and he is cured. "Long Live Rajanikanth."

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth
has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does? He holds a knife
in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the
knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each
side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no
bullets in it. Guess, what he does? Nah.... not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth
opens the bullet compartment of his Revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he
closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was already too much for Newton to take and he was completely shaken and
he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and
thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie
goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so
fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other
side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like
one of those superman techniques that Indian heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Sir Newton is smiling
since he thinks it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he
shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun
fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide. !!!!!!!!!!

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C Program to propose a girl

C Program to propose a girl

#include "STD ISD PCO.h"
#include "love.h"
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while(!reply)
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);

else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;

if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy projectwork
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

*100 Shortcut Keys

*100 Shortcut Keys

CTRL+C (Copy)
CTRL+X (Cut)
CTRL+V (Paste)
CTRL+Z (Undo)
DELETE (Delete)
SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
F2 key (Rename the selected item)
CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)
CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
CTRL+A (Select all)
F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)

ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)
ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)

ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)
Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
F5 key (Update the active window)
BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
ESC (Cancel the current task)
SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)
Dialog Box Keyboard Shortcuts
CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
TAB (Move forward through the options)
SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)
ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
F1 key (Display Help)
F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)

m*cro$oft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts
Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)
Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)
Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)
Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)
Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)
CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)
Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)
Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)
Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts
Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)
NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)
Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)

Attitude

The longer I live,

the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.

Attitude, to me, is more important than facts,

It is more important than the past,

than education,

than money,

than circumstances,

than failures,

than success,

than what other people think or say or do.

It is more important than appearance,

giftedness or skillIt will make or break a company,

a church,

a home.

The remarkable thing is we have a choice everydayregarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.

We cannot change our past...

we cannot change the fact that people willact in a certain way.

We cannot change the inevitable.

The only thing that we can do is play on the one string we have,

and that is our attitude...

I am convinced that life is 10%

what happens to me and 90%

how I react to it.

And so it is with you...